Give Jazz a Hand

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Transformative Advice

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But what if I just want to be a Bumblebee? - Matty Malaprop

Optimus Primer

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I'm pretty sure a spinoff show about Optimus Primer would still be more compelling than any of the Michael Bay "Transformers" films... - Matty Malaprop

Robots in... Transition?

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And he's post-op, so now he transforms into a minivan. Lady's gotta get her kids to soccer practice somehow, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

You Put the Lime in the Autobot...

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... and watch Michael Bay destroy it. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

Transformers, Stay Positive!

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This happy robot brought to you by Craig Finn and the rest of the members of The Hold Steady. - Matty Malaprop

Optimist Prime

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He thought he could save the world, he is... Optimist Prime!!!