Touché, Ostensibly Small Town Police and Fire Blotter

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I Feel So Betrayed!

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

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