Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop
It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop
NPR, you so boss, your hosts and correspondents all have naturally pun-able names! - Matty Malaprop
I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop
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