Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

NPR, you so boss, your hosts and correspondents all have naturally pun-able names! - Matty Malaprop

I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop