WHY ISN'T THIS A REAL THING WHYYYYYYYY

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ackbar,awesome,bar,do want,double meaning,general,general ackbar,its a trap,literalism,snack,star wars
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Any chance I have any readers who work at major food corporations? I NEED this to exist IRL, and I need it NOW. - Matty Malaprop

It's Just Like Dividing By Zero...

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atoms,bad idea,double meaning,fission,Hall of Fame,hungry,literalism,snack,split
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Well I mean, it's not mathematically like dividing by zero... but I mean, consequences, etc. Fission is a helluva drug. - Matty Malaprop

Photosynthesis

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hungry,plants,photosynthesis,snack,literalism,light snack,light,double meaning
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Punmaster Chris Chong says: "It's funny because science."

Because science, indeed. - Matty Malaprop

A Spookily Delicious Phenomenon

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activity,double meaning,ghost,literalism,paranormal,prefix,shape,snack
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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