Oh! an exquisite gentleman indeed
And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop
In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop
Whose personalities, you might ask? WELL FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm not a great outlet for that kind of information. - Matty Malaprop
TRUFAX: Dinosaurs actually went extinct from being too damn classy for anyone to handle. - Matty Malaprop
Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop
He saw that asteroid coming down from the sky, and he looked at his prehistoric pals and told them, solemnly: "Cheerio, chaps." - Matty Malaprop
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