He saw that asteroid coming down from the sky, and he looked at his prehistoric pals and told them, solemnly: "Cheerio, chaps." - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster fattyevan says: "I was bored in class. No _ there!"
I'm glad fattyevan provided me with his post description, otherwise deciphering this pun would have been a rather in_mountable challenge! - Matty Malaprop
Whose personalities, you might ask? WELL FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm not a great outlet for that kind of information. - Matty Malaprop
Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop
In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop
Oh! an exquisite gentleman indeed
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