The Round Table

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The Round Table
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And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop

Dark Ages Frugality

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Dark Ages Frugality
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In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop

Like a SIRus!

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Like a SIRus!
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He saw that asteroid coming down from the sky, and he looked at his prehistoric pals and told them, solemnly: "Cheerio, chaps." - Matty Malaprop

The Best Kind of Sir, Really

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The Best Kind of Sir, Really
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TRUFAX: Dinosaurs actually went extinct from being too damn classy for anyone to handle. - Matty Malaprop

Sir Lloyn

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Sir Lloyn
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Oh! an exquisite gentleman indeed

I Bet Their Personalities Are Electrifying

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I Bet Their Personalities Are Electrifying
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Whose personalities, you might ask? WELL FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm not a great outlet for that kind of information. - Matty Malaprop