Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight
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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!

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No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!
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Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop

But Not the Kind I Like

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But Not the Kind I Like
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I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop