I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop
And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop
Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop
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