I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: This video contains foul language, fouler puns, and sexy drunk kitchen shenanigans. - Matty Malaprop
For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop
Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop
SO. MUCH. PUN.
Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop
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