Everything is Sexy

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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

Leave Punny Courtship to the Pros, Pepper!

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop

Band-Aids Have Feelings Too!

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Oh come on, band-aid friend! Just pentel that eraser how you really feel! - Matty Malaprop

You Put Me in the Avatar State, Valentine

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Baby, are you bloodbending? Because I'm immobilized by your presence. #sociallyawkwardavatarpickuplines - Matty Malaprop

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Animal Pickup Lines

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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

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