Baby, are you bloodbending? Because I'm immobilized by your presence. #sociallyawkwardavatarpickuplines - Matty Malaprop
Find the Katara to your Aang this Valentine's Day over at Dating Fails!
Oh come on, band-aid friend! Just pentel that eraser how you really feel! - Matty Malaprop
Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.
Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop
"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop
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