He'll Do Ya One Better

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bill-oreilly,henry gibson,o rly,oreilly,orly,Owl,reilly-oreilley,similar sounding,the luck of the irish
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Henry Gibson says "B*tch please" to your O'Reilly O RLYs. - Matty Malaprop

Owlbert Einstein

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albert einstein,einstein,orly,Owl,relativity,similar sounding,vowel-less
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I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop

Ya R'lyeh

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apostrophe,cthulu,grammar nazi,hark,meme,orly,perfectionism,rlyeh,ruined,similar sounding,vagrant
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Hark! A vagrant apostrophe! And he's come around to RUIN yet another otherwise perfect pun. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?

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bill-oreilly,meme,oreilly,orly,Owl,side by side,similar sounding,surname
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop