But I'd Really Rather Knot Stay Here Alone

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Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop

But You Hung Me Out to Dry...

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Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Your Wish is His Command

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... Photographers, Amirite?

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To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop

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