Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Matt says: "Insipired by a comment on the first photo."

It's been a while since something submitted by a user got its own remix treatment here on So Much Pun. But, piccolo and behold, the bassoon post seems to have been a smash hit! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop