I don't actually know what investing has to do with HR... but come on, the pun was right there! - Matty Malaprop
I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS BENDER SEE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #KillMeNowPlease - Matty Malaprop
Bite my shiny metal... lemur? - Matty Malaprop
Shut up and take my money, the dog episode, unrequited love for Leela, etc. - Matty Malaprop
Kiff, show them my P3NIS. - Matty Malaprop
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