Can't Beet That Logic

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I simply cannot think of another thing that puns or rhymes with rutabaga. Except maybe Studebaker, but I don't see what that has to do with anything in this context. :( - Matty Malaprop

It's a Trapp!

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I'm von to you, Hugh Laurie. You'd best be watching yourself next time you go prancing 'round those living hills. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Real Love Seems So Far Out of Reach

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"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop

... Photographers, Amirite?

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To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop

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That's... That's an Analogy, I Suppose

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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

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