I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop
Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop
... but I guess that's just the kind of infernal luck she always has. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe next time you should hold the anchovies. - Matty Malaprop
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