If the creationists want to disprove evolution, they really oughta get better about pressing the B button during the evolution cutscene! - Matty Malaprop
... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop
Don't get me wrong, I love me some "Origin of Species," but it's hard to deny that the Bible is a much heavier read. - Matty Malaprop
I guess that makes this particular Pokémon a sestuple agent? - Matty Malaprop
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