But Never 'By Groupings'

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Because, you know, that would just be ridiculous. Plus I'm pretty sure only 1 percent of the iTunes user base even knows what it means to shuffle by groupings. And I am not a part of that demographic. - Matty Malaprop

Cool Story, Badger

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Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

From Rick Ross to Yeezy and Back Again

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♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

I Always Knew Rick Ross Was a Phenomenologist

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I mean really, how can you hear the lyric "I never needed acceptance from you outsiders / Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired" and not immediately think of Heidegger's mentor and the father of modern phenomenology? - Matty Malaprop

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