Jerry does all his own stunts, and Tom adds his own soundtracks. It's a match made in animated heaven! - Matty Malaprop
Shoutouts to Derek Lawler for his punny drum quip, which is far more intelligible and giggle-inducing than my bass-less title. - Matty Malaprop
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"Is this some kind of trick," he wondered, "some kind of snare meant to catch me off my guard?" - Matty Malaprop
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