Must End Soon

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Demolishing the Dance Floor

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Because no man can be a wrecking ball without Funkadelic for a soundtrack. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

It Sounds Very Uplifting

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I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

Depressed Musicians

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Hey Dude,Im Just Gonna Crash On This Pillow

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Moses and the Tablets

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Maybe the weird-sounding commandments were just victims of Google Translate's imperfections? - Matty Malaprop

Don't let it get you down, though

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