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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."

After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop

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Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

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