I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop
These guys just won't quit! They'll keep coming at us until they're blanketed with fire! - Matty Malaprop
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He probably wouldn't even mind if his partner copped a feel at some point in the process. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop
The final pages left me gasping, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
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