... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.
Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop
Let's go with charming, yeah... - Matty Malaprop
You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop
Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop
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