corny

Via: Pleated Jeans
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Not Quite as Amazing as it Initially Sounded
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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

That Seems Astronomically Complicated to Me...
Via: Punblr
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You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Raising the Bar
By Static_Bunny (Via: The Pepper Pancake)
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop