Best Medical Report Ever

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accident,condition,described,double meaning,Hall of Fame,horse,horses,hospitalized,lolwut,plastic,stable
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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quarters,swallowed,nurse,doctor,literalism,no change,change,status,condition,double meaning,classic
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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

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