One of... these days... these boots... will walk all over... you.
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Matthew says: "Okay it's actually Steve Martin on sunshine, if you want to be a martinette about it."
Normally I'd be the nitpicker here, but I quite like the misattribution in this case, so I'll let it slide. - Matty Malaprop
Because obligatory Christopher Walken jokes are obligatory. - Matty Malaprop
This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop
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