And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

I see you drivin' round Greendale with Alison Brie, and I'm like... well damnit I can't think of anything Community-related that rhymes with f!ck you. F!CK. - Matty Malaprop

Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop

... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop

You're doing it wrong.