I see you drivin' round Greendale with Alison Brie, and I'm like... well damnit I can't think of anything Community-related that rhymes with f!ck you. F!CK. - Matty Malaprop

This one kinda makes sense if you're dyslexic I guess... - Matty Malaprop

It's like a juggalette, only slightly more attractive. But still thoroughly nightmare-inducing. - Matty Malaprop

Now there's a man I really wouldn't mind shadowing for a day. - Matty Malaprop

♪ Guess the pitch of my quackin' wasn't enough / to make you moo-ove or waddle thro-ough / I said if I was a mallard, I'd still be standin' / in this anatidae line (anatidae line) / but for now I'll waddle all around and you can't pull me out of my duck queue. ♪ - Matty Malaprop