He's always been a firm advocate for hugs, not drugs, but that isn't as simple as it sounds given how hard it is for an incorporeal form to hug a corporeal one... - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster LJPhil says: "Who wants to drink some 'spirits?' - Matty Malaprop"
Come now, LJPhil. Longtime readers know that I would NEVER use quotes to denote a very obvious pun like the one you wrote above. I always italicize that ish! - Matty Malaprop
Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop
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