Spherical 'Splorer

Favorite
adorable,ball,similar sounding,dora the explorer
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I bet this ball would fit into a backpack. Kind of silly, given the nature of the show and all! - Matty Malaprop

You Could Ding a Bat With This!

Favorite
ball,double meaning,literalism,screw,screwball
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I hate when people submit quality puns like this; it really steels my thunder! - Matty Malaprop

IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF MEN MY AGE OKAY???

Favorite
armadillo,armadillo lizard,ball,dysfunction,erectile,reptile,rolled up,shape,similar sounding,suffer
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DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

Basketball is a Very Strange Game...

Favorite
ball,literalism,basketball,basket
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... and basketbasketball is EVEN STRANGER. - Matty Malaprop

WATCH THE THRONE

Favorite
badword in paris,ball,crawl,find,fine,Jay Z,lyrics,song,Watch the Throne
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One thing Jay-Z and this baby definitely have in common: They both have AMAZING cribs. - Matty Malaprop