Such Honeyed Words the Bard Wrote

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be,bees,double meaning,hamlet,homophones,literalism,soliloquy,TO,two
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A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

I Take Offense to This

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ä,fence,gifs,homophone,I,literalism,offense,take,this,TO
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Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop

To Do is To Be

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That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...

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contradiction,double meaning,homophones,morrow,surname,TO,tomorrow
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Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop

Probs Better Than the Original, TBH

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a walk to remember,book,gifs,Hall of Fame,literalism,Movie,remember,shoop,similar sounding,TO,Waka Flocka Flame,walk
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AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop

One More Than Firetruck

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best joke,count,firetruck,homophone,lolwut,potato,TO,two
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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

Monty Python and the Fus Ro Dah

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It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop