Oh, I'm sorry, I actually should have asked: "Have you ever wanted to see a supernova up on your clothes?" - Matty Malaprop

Ghastly modified organisms taste great, but they have a tendency to give you some really haunting nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop

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