It's Stairibly Impolite!

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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

Nice I's Indeed

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Oh, and your peepers are pretty cute too, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Probably a Truism

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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

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