... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, and your peepers are pretty cute too, I guess. - Matty Malaprop
Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop
I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop
... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop
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