Skyrim

Take it to the knee
By Unknown
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But then I took an arrow to The Knee, and it spent all of my money, rendering me unable to adventure since I couldn't pay for gear. - Matty Malaprop

Skyrim Cola: FUS-SO-DA!
By RangerRick (Via: Raccoon Fink)
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The Dovahkiin drinks this and only this. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

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