It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop
But then I took an arrow to The Knee, and it spent all of my money, rendering me unable to adventure since I couldn't pay for gear. - Matty Malaprop
The Dovahkiin drinks this and only this. - Matty Malaprop
... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop
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