That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop
inb4 "This makes contextual sense in the movie." HOMOPHONES ARE FUNNY AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND YOU WILL NOT CONTRADICT ME OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop
Moar gifs over here!
If you just think of the germination cycle for these perennials as their sleep number, then this whole completely mangled metaphor starts to effortlessly piece itself together... yeah... except not at all. - Matty Malaprop
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit...Is Terrible
The Truth Behind Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ad
Teenagers Will Argue About Literally Anything, Like Chicken ...
10 of the Most Amazing Breakup Texts
10 Cats That Are Looking for Love Online
This Model's Privates Have Probably Seen Better Days
9 of the Worst Date Stories We've Ever Heard
Should We Call Rami the Pit Bull Dachshund a Weiner Bull?
5 Tips for a Fun and Easy First Date
Remember, Cat's Domesticated Themselves Because We Had Easily ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more