That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop
inb4 "This makes contextual sense in the movie." HOMOPHONES ARE FUNNY AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND YOU WILL NOT CONTRADICT ME OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop
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If you just think of the germination cycle for these perennials as their sleep number, then this whole completely mangled metaphor starts to effortlessly piece itself together... yeah... except not at all. - Matty Malaprop
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