It's an all-purpose piece of headgear, really; it's great for both casual and fez-tive occasions! - Matty Malaprop

Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

Ain't none of you other homies got a euthy-fro as consequential and thought-provoking as this kid. - Matty Malaprop

It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

Oh, Spongebob, your demographic impropriety always makes me rofl. - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop