"What America Needs From A to Zinc" is a pretty compelling campaign slogan, IMO. - Matty Malaprop

Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, orange you a little worried that we're rushing into things to quickly? - Matty Malaprop

I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop