Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

Careful there, Christa. Always remember that when you gaze long into an a-bisque, the a-bisque also gazes into you. - Matty Malaprop Nietzsche

Kiff, show them my P3NIS. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if any of my users would care if I pas-tried to change this site to be entirely food-centric... DISCUSS IN THE COMMENTS WHILE I GO MAKE MYSELF SOME CINNAMON-Y MORSELS. - Matty Malaprop

A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop