Just be thankful it wasn't a fire escape, otherwise it would have gone out in far more of a blaze of glory! - Matty Malaprop
Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop
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