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Looks like they've worked up a political frenzy again....

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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

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By Lafbok (Via: Lafbok)
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... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

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Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop