What is this, Planar Chaos? Everyone knows Mana Leak costs 1U! And the idea of a green counterspell is just nonsense! Total color pie fail! - Matty Malaprop

That ferocious cracking sound you just heard was neither a falling tree nor the sound of a rifle's shot; it was a very adamant Z-snap from one seriously pissed off 'squatch. - Matty Malaprop

My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop

Dear Charles Schultz, I'm so, so, so, so, SO SORRY. - Matty Malaprop

I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop

I know my title here is a bit of stretch, and I'm sorry! I just really want to make all of you SmeagLOL! - Matty Malaprop