For a Knock-Out Cup of Coffee

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fisticuffs,similar sounding,literalism,handle,cup,fist,suffix
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Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."

At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop

Thank God This is Not a Real Thing That is Real

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deus ex,fake,mashup,not real,sex and the city,shoop
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Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

SO TRVE KVLT

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double meaning,fork,metal,plastic,symbol,symbolism,transformation
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I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop