The Least They Could Do is Wait Until Friday

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Lame Pun Coon,december 21,mayan prophecy,foreshadowing
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Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

The Flavor Will Teleport Your Taste Buds

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candy,cores,crazy cores,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,Portal,portal 2,skittles
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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Poster

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disney,double meaning,lilo and stitch,literalism,snitches,snitches get stitches,stitch,stitches
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And on the next episode of "Things I Really Really Wish Were Real..." - Matty Malaprop

Two Solutions (And Other Bad Jokes)

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The brow on this video is raised so high that I think the creator just cubed his forehead. - Matty Malaprop