But I Thought He Was Supposed to Be a Starman?

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Stars... rainbows... WHAT'S NEXT BOWIE? ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO A CLOUD????? - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Kicks, Bro!

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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

Your Jokes...

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Worry not, they'll head into hibernation soon enough! - Matty Malaprop

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