He's Married to Angelina Guacajolie

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He's Married to Angelina Guacajolie
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Though I hear their relationship is not at all without its share of pittfalls. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Underestimate His Family's Lily Pad Estate, Though!

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Don't Underestimate His Family's Lily Pad Estate, Though!
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You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop