adage,brand,cereal,double meaning,lemons,life,literalism,name,when life gives you lemon,when life gives you lemons
Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

john smith,pochahontas,dagger,double meaning,point
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I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon,dodecahedron,heathen,similar sounding,12,december 12,suffix
Via: Reddit
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

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You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

bounty,brand,bounty hunter,boba fett,paper towel
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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop

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