Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop
I think the worst part of it is, unless you come completely undone, the yo-feels always just come back to you, no matter what you do. - Matty Malaprop
Trolling (?) is a art.
What I wanna know is: How long does it take someone to learn to be ambiphonidextrous? - Matty Malaprop
It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop
He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop
Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop
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