How... Thoughtful?

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

That's Way Easier Than Working Out!

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Outta my way folks, I've got a date with a DiGiorno! - Matty Malaprop

Peeling FABULOUS!

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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Gal Pacino

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They call her Antoinette Montana. I suggest you do not f*ck with her. - Matty Malaprop

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The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop