Breakfast of Champions

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People Actually Get Paid For These Things

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A Perfect Setup

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The Wonders of Botox

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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

Good Question.

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And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop

You Can't Build A Better Mouse Trap

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Looks Like This Soldier Finally Reached His Limit Break

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... which obviously means his enemies are going to find themselves in the midst of some serious Cloud Strife soon enough. - Matty Malaprop