double meaning jack in the box jack sparrow Johnny Depp literalism - 6528526080
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What, you were expecting something different? On a network that worships Johnny Depp? Now that is funny. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hand hand soap hands literalism punception shape soap - 5073371648
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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

sandwich witch sand homophone double meaning literalism - 6673878528
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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop