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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

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Ain't none of you other homies got a euthy-fro as consequential and thought-provoking as this kid. - Matty Malaprop

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What skin could be cleaner than skin that is burned clean off? - Matty Malaprop

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Don't get me wrong, I love every anecdote you tell... but sometimes it takes me a little while to absorb them. - Matty Malaprop

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You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

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