How I envision studying for finals week works.

So, this is kinda the worst. CISPA just moved to an early vote - and won.

'Previously, CISPA allowed the government to use information for "cybersecurity" or "national security" purposes. Those purposes have not been limited or removed. Instead, three more valid uses have been added: investigation and prosecution of cybersecurity crime, protection of individuals, and protection of children. Cybersecurity crime is defined as any crime involving network disruption or hacking, plus any violation of the CFAA."

Uh. Wat. Do.

Sometimes you need an alibi, kids are great for that.