Why I Make My Answering Machine So Long

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I Just Didn't Want to Talk to You, Mom

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One time I went to Las Vegas and didn't tell my parents. I had 10 voicemails when I got home. Whoops.

Purely Aesthetic Reasons

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It's Probably Just Your Mom Thinking You're Dead

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You Should Get Over Here Right Now, Bro!

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