The Situation Totally Looks Like Walton Mattau
You can almost picture it now: "Jersey Shore 2060: Grumpier Old Guidos."
Back of a Car Totally Looks Like DJ Pauly D
DJ Pauly D has more grease in his hair than that car has in its entire body.
Snooki Totally Looks Like Baby Sinclair
I can totally imagine Snooki uttering the phrase "I'm the baby, gotta love me" in all seriousness. And that makes me want to barf on a dinosaur grave.
Kitchen Brush Totally Looks Like Pauly D
Would you rather A) watch one episode of "Jersey Shore" or B) spend the rest of your life in a dark room with a kitchen brush as your only companion?
B. The answer is B.