Old Sontaran Totally Looks Like A Potato
BORING! Turn 'em both into French fries, and then, at last, you'll have my attention.
This Pork Chop Totally Looks Like Africa
This Hair Style Totally Looks Like Escargot
Excuse me, waiter, there's a hair in my snail!
Doozer Totally Looks Like This Apple
Oh, the pain one must feel looking like a deformed fruit. Clay Aiken actually knows a little something about that.