Marilyn Manson Totally Looks Like The Black Swan (Natalie Portman)
We're all stars now in the dance show We're all stars now in the dance show
Lindsay Lohan Totally Looks Like Baby Jane (Bette Davis)
Grotesque physical appearance? Check! Waning fame and fortune? Check! Alcohol problems? Check! Daddy issues? Check!
It should be noted that LiLo also totally looks like a rat being eaten by Joan Crawford. This really is, like, the perfect look-alike; it works on every level.
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) From "The Golden Girls" Totally Looks Like RoboCop Without His Helmet
LOL, remember that episode of "The Golden Girls" when Blanche was a cop who died and then they turned her into a half-human, half-robot crime fighter? SOPHIA WAS SO ANGRY! LOL!
The Queen from "Snow White" Totally Looks Like Joan Crawford
Hypothetical Syllogism FTW (and my mom said getting a degree in Philosophy was useless #voteofconfidence)
Janice Dickinson ⊃ Evil Queen
Evil Queen ⊃ Joan Crawford
∴ Janice Dickinson ⊃ Joan Crawford