"Weird Al" Yankovic Totally Looks Like Kane Krakowski
Even weirder, actually, is that he looks like Will Forte dressed up as Jane Krakowski. So many levels, so many false eyelashes.
Lindsay Lohan Totally Looks Like Baby Jane (Bette Davis)
Grotesque physical appearance? Check! Waning fame and fortune? Check! Alcohol problems? Check! Daddy issues? Check!
It should be noted that LiLo also totally looks like a rat being eaten by Joan Crawford. This really is, like, the perfect look-alike; it works on every level.
Lady in the Water (Bryce Dallas Howard) Totally Looks Like Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood)
Three rings for the Elven Kings--- M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TWIST! Turns out the rings were really just Ring Pops™, which I ate by mistake, ruining the entire plot of the epic drama I was to tell you about.