There are a lot of true crime haters in this world, and frankly, I get it! Not everybody has the temperament and the willpower to watch or listen to hours of painstakingly long and graphic content about murders . When I was a teenager, I was far more interested in true crime documentaries about kidnapping cases like Jaycee Lee Dugard or Elizabeth Smart than I was in serial killers. I was a casual 20/20 viewer, but that would rarely get as intense as the true crime media we see dominating today'…

Fact: Not all Batmans were created equal. Sorry Christian Bale, Ben Affleck, Adam West, Michael Keaton, and Robert Pattinson, here's ironclad proof that the best Batman was and will always be Kevin Conroy (RIP).

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What's in a name like Optimus Prime or Scar or Captain Nemo? Let's find out, together. This... is Canonball.

Star Wars television adaptations are a controversial subject. They've received largely mixed (if not bad reviews), save The Mandalorian , a program that we will never forgive for introducing the internet to Baby Yoda. We are so tired of Baby Yoda memes . Anyway. In our opinion, Andor really changed the game. The show, which was created by Tony Gilroy, follows the story of Cassian Andor, one of the rebels who sacrificed their lives to take a stand against in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Andor's…

There are a lot of stereotypes out there about older men. I remember a wise editor from FailBlog saying that when you reach middle age, you can be one of two types of men: a model train guy, or a WWII guy . And I, despite being a woman who is under 40, definitely fall into the latter category. While I enjoy all forms of war-related media (except for, you know, the news), there's something about WWII movies that just hits different. Even better than WWII movies? WWII miniseries. My personal favo…

We've discussed spicy times children's cartoons felt…a little more “adult” in their humor thanks to the power of innuendo, but Cracked is here to reveal some even spicier moments from the world of kid's programming. Mamma mia.

Where does a meme end and a tweet begin? Can tweets be memes? Can a trend that originated on Twitter transcend to become something beyond what mere memes can encapsulate? These are questions that I simply can't and won't answer. Just because I'm here does not make me a confident meme expert. I am just a dum-dum whose brain is fueled by exorbitant amounts of Diet Mountain Dew at press time. The one thing I do know is that I am not going to quit Twitter . I've been on that godforsaken website sin…

We are living in the golden age of comedy murder mysteries with an ensemble cast . Particularly the Knives Out cinematic universe and the HBO series, The White Lotus . It seems like everyone wants these movies and shows (respectively) to go on forever with an ever-rotating cast of characters, keeping Daniel Craig and Jennifer Coolidge employed forever. I definitely have some opinions about who I'd like to stay at a White Lotus location next. My list includes, but is not limited to, Patti Harris…

Don't mess with South Park fans.

One of the most pressing questions that have haunted friend groups for the past 30 years is, “which Seinfeld character am I?” Whether you're a Jerry, a George, an Elaine, or a Kramer is a difficult puzzle to solve, as we are all different Seinfeld characters depending on which friend group you're in. For instance, when I was 19 and one of the only people in my friend group doing standup comedy, I felt like Jerry. When I was a neurotic middle schooler who could not dance and had primarily male f…

While it isn't February 24th at 11:30 am, this time of the year is one of the best to enter the town of Twin Peaks . The Pacific Northwestern and spooky vibes this show has always helps me get into the autumn season. If you haven't had a rewatch in a while, it's also a good time to refresh on all of the characters, just in case you spot a Black Lodge resident at a Halloween party this year. While it's never a bad time to watch Twin Peaks , now it is extremely opportune. Twin Peaks is one of tho…

If you've spent any time on the internet over the past week, you've probably heard a thing or two about Netflix's new mini series about serial killer Jeffrey Dahmner. Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, which stars Evan Peters as the notorious murderer, has been met with a lot of backlash from critics and families of victims alike. While it's no secret that the public is fascinated by psychopathic, sociopathic killers, it seems people are starting to think a bit more about the implications of th…

Stolen valor taken to the next level

I really hoped it wouldn't come to this. After months of refusing to take a stance, and weeks of watching, I have to say that I have a bone to pick with The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. My expectations were never particularly high, but I was initially enraptured by the show. Amazon did way better than I thought they would. It soon became clear that the beauty of the series trumps the writing. I may have been able to overlook it at first, but the writing is straight-up bad. It's rife w…

The Emmy Awards always seem to come out of the blue. They aren't situated during the tried and true Awards Season TM , making them way less of a hassle to watch. It's also a lot more likely that you've seen one of the Emmy nominated shows versus the prestige Oscar-Bait dramas that get spit out for us to chew up every December. This years Emmy Awards had some really nice moments. Sheryl Lee Ralph gave an incredibly moving speech after winning Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy. Goodburger stars…