Draco's hot, Voldy's not, Hogwarts all the way!

He's so me

It's canon

This guy gets it

Expecto Patronum!

Too soon?

"ttyl, the dark lord is here"

They don't forgive and forget

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

26! BUT LAST YEAR I HAD 25!

Happy 7th year, Albus!

It's lonely inside that turban

Sometimes I lie in bed at night and can't stop thinking about how we'll never know the true author of My Immortal . For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past 18 years or are older than 40, My Immortal is the most famous fanfiction of all time, and it just so happens to be Harry Potter fanfiction. Go figure! It's no normal Harry Potter fanfic, though. All of the characters are depressed emos, with the main character being a self-insert named “Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven…

Finally, the function of a rubber duck is revealed

Classic Dumbledore

People will think you're.........up to something