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24 Zingers From The Wordsmiths Of Twitter

Ah, to be gifted with the skill of literary brevity. While we can't say we're capable of crafting short and sweet zingers, these Twitter users are more than adept at creating clever and punchy one or two-liners. In the words of The Office's Kevin Malone, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick."  

Funny and clever tweets, comedy, good tweets, twitter memes | schmox @lvoryGazelle [inventing tupperware] make with material never lets them forget one time they made spaghetti
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Twenty-Two Fresh And Funny Tweets For Bored Eyes

Twitter can be a complete and utter hellscape, but it can also be a place full of relatable, witty humor. The following tweets definitely belong in the latter camp, and we think you'll enjoy them!

Funny random tweets | Peaches, and best SeauxCocoa Americans be so proud working themselves bone, right into an early grave. Meanwhile other countries take naps middle day. 4:35 AM 8/5/20 Twitter Android
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Short & Sweet Tweets For People Who Hate Reading

If you hate reading but are still in dire need of some comedic entertainment, we've got you covered. Reading through a tweet never requires more than a few seconds of attention span at a time, after all!

Funny random tweets | virginia McMurdo @VirginiaMcMurdo glad my New Year's Resolution 2020 wipe my counters down after every meal, instead ofI WANT tRaVel MoRe 3:07 PM 7/21/20 Twitter Android
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