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Saucy Thread Shares Zingers That Apply Both In The Kitchen & In The Bedroom

We at Memebase are suckers for saucy bits of innuendo, and this Twitter thread absolutely excels in that department. Twitter user @slinan asked her followers "What's something you could say both during sex and while cooking?" yesterday and the responses, which are spicy as hell, do not disappoint. We've put the our favorite zingers in this gallery, but there's loads more hilarity over at the thread.

Funny twitter thread about sex and cooking What’s something you could say both during sex and while cooking | Lina Lundin @slinan 's something could say both during sex and while cooking? | President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXII Replying slinan This isn't going great, let's just order pizza. 7:24 PM 6/30/20 Twitter Web App
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Twitter Users Share The Wildest Stuff They've Heard While Having Sex

There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all. 

Funny tweets about the wildest thing someone said to them while they were having sex | meen @meenaamani_ My bf said chicka chicka ahhh and turned over like huh? He said s they change scenes on Doug KRT ANGLE @SAUCEMCGRAW 2d Wildest thing someone ever said during sex? | Swagler @TheCEOofCEOs Replying SAUCEMCGRAW ready switch positions riding and he said guess check engine light came on 8:51 PM 6/7/20 Twitter Android
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Sex Memes Seductive Enough To Get Anyone Worked Up

The concept of the aphrodisiac has been around for most of human history. Some popular ones include chocolate, chili peppers or even pistachios, but have you tried memes? All you have to do is send one on over to your slam piece and let it do all the talking for you. No effort necessary.

Okay let's be real here, you're probably not getting laid tonight, but you can always dream. We hope you can live vicariously through these memes at least. Yeah, let's go with that.

funny sex related memes about perspective and points of view
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The Dick Appointment Challenge Is A Raunchy Twitter Game With Hilarious Results

A new Twitter texting challenge popped up on the social media site last week, and it is saucy as hell. User @kennielaine tweeted that she texts her man to make a "dick appointment" daily, and inspired @babyb0nes to have some fun. She tweeted "text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses." and in the week following went completely viral. The responses are hilarious, lewd, and some are just plain mean. 

Funny tweets from Dick Appointment challenge on Twitter.
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'Days Without Sex' Memes Are Going As Strong As Our Celibacy

If you're in the middle of a dry spell, you're also in luck. Twitter's new favorite meme is a self-deprecating look at the rollercoasters we experience when we're not getting any action. The tweets are witty, sad, and downright embarrassing all at once. So obviously, we're obsessed.

Days without sex meme. | Ball - jawn @john_silcox Follow Day 1738 without sex: threw blue shell Mario Kart while already first place remember s like get hit behind 9:33 PM 16 Jul 2018 Paradise, NV
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