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First guy texts his friend that he only ate one "nasty apple things" with a photo of a salad with radishes on the side; friend texts back that they are radishes, not apples, and the first guy says they are "mini dirt apples"

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"Mini dirt apples" has a nice ring to it.

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compliment parenthetical rad radish visualization - 6470158592

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I'm just so easily flattered! My blush color always turnips when someone compliments me! - Matty Malaprop

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