porgs

Is nothing sacred? The Last Jedi gave us a cute Star Wars species to gush over and then someone releases photos of baby porg toys and ruins everything. This is like if Diglett and Exeggcute had a freaky baby and it was actually one million years old. They're like mini Sloths from the Goonies. 

We've already heard that porgs can be food, but after seeing these photos we imagine they'd be safe from most harm.  Appetites have definitely been lost over less.