metal music

Metal's not for everyone and that's okay; these memes just aren't for those people. But for those of you who dig black metal, death metal, pirate metal, or anything in between, scroll down (and click here for even more brutal humor!).

If you actually like metal, you're probably aware that being a metal fan isn't about wearing dark clothing and having even darker interests. You also probably know the difference between various genres of metal. These discerning memes are for you. 

Metal is a way of life. You don't just listen to metal music - you breathe it, live it, and sacrifice small children to it. Just kidding about the last one, but if you know any metalheads IRL, then you'll know how metal really can be a way of life for a lot of people!