If you ever use Facebook and Twitter, we're willing to bet that you have been privy to this very popular Twitter meme. The subtly sassy snow clone lists a variety of comically specific traits before revealing that the subject is not, in fact, your man. It's generally someone as nerdy as James Joyce or as much of a manic orange abomination as Gritty. We're into it, and hope to see more weird and clever renditions.
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